February 2012
25 posts
2 tags
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
1 tag
When I wake up in the morning.
han-rawr:
I see people complain about not being able to...
laugh-addict:
Bitch, you don’t even know procrastination until you get a Tumblr.
When someone calls my name:
laugh-addict:
Expectation:
Reality:
laugh-addict.com
shiphassailed:belagasm:
fuck you america
portugal has TWO freedom days
america has 365
January 2012
35 posts
thesummeroflike:
one of the most difficult parts of my life is trying to figure out which button actually means download and which aren’t advertisements
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
iphysianthe:
my mom’s argument against piracy is “well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn’t make any money!”
MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED
LIBRARIES
"People that download music illegally might be...
armydoctorcastiel:
SEE YOU GUYS AT THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
“What are you in here for then?”
“Fraud. You?”
“Arson and murder. What about you, kid?”
“The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
